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...but quite satisfying to me, anyway.
Look -- there's a lot to be criticized about modern industrial agriculture and how it does things. But chemophobia and fear, uncertainty and doubt attacks are really annoying.
But what do I know? I'm one of the people who makes money from chemicals.
P.S. Bittman's "Minimalist" recipes are, indeed, pretty great. I like them a lot.